]], ** A straighter example is the end of Episode Four. ** Brian Potter squeezes a few indignant utterances of his signature phrase: "I don't know if you haven't noticed but I'm disabled" into his short cameo in Episode Four. No wonder Tina left him. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. ({{Beat}}) What do you want, son? * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved, his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddy's genitals. 15Hopeless doormen Max and Paddy leave clubland and embark on a series of wild and exciting adventures in their prized motorhome, \"Easy Rider\" style. * AddedAlliterativeAppeal: "Big Bob's Beans". Max and Paddy Quotes @maxandpaddyline 16 Sep 2017 Follow Follow @ maxandpaddyline Following Following @ maxandpaddyline Unfollow Unfollow @ maxandpaddyline Blocked Blocked @ maxandpaddyline Unblock Unblock @ maxandpaddyline Pending Pending follow request from @ maxandpaddyline Cancel Cancel your follow request to @ maxandpaddyline The motor home originally purchased by Max in Phoenix Nights was a Ford; however, the motor home they use in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a Fiat. Furthermore, Billy catches Paddy going through his stuff and prepares to shoot him. ''', ** Max and Paddy not paying the (admittedly extortionate) repair bill for their motorhome and instead [[spoiler: stealing it back (see MacGyvering), and taking all of the keys to cars the mechanics were working on and tossing them out of the motorhome one by one while driving off]] seems like this until the reveal that [[spoiler: the mechanics didn't do any work on the motorhome yet still tried to charge them £500. The prisoners also turn against them after finding they are not big time thiefs, money they have also promised to Mr. Big for the easy life. * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. The first few while Paddy is teaching Max to dance and pick up women; and the last when they hear an angry rant from Max after Paddy accidentally wakes up him while having ADateWithRosiePalms. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. Sign Up. He goes on to say that the relationship abruptly ended after she overheard him and his friends making jokes about her height. * RealMenEatMeat: Max and Paddy are of this opinion at the start of Episode 5. Brian brings Max and Paddy a cake while they are in prison and they immediately assume its this trope. Beginning on 12th November 2004, Road to Nowhere continued for six thirty minute episodes on Channel 4. * NonIndicativeName: Zahid Patel, a friend of Max's friend the Wolfster. Learn how and when to remove this template message, Peter Kay's Britain's Got the Pop Factor and Possibly a New Celebrity Jesus Christ Soapstar Superstar Strictly on Ice, "Max and Paddy are coming back as star reveals there's plenty of life left in the show", https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Max_and_Paddy%27s_Road_to_Nowhere&oldid=1151380443, This page was last edited on 23 April 2023, at 17:52. * {{Hypocrite}}: When Max reveals that their new TV has no speakers, Paddy angrily calls Gypsy Joe a, * IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: An example that is both romantic and non-romantic at the same time. Paddy doesn't oblige, pulling the soap over with his foot while resting his hands on Max's shoulders. )And best of all, we don't pay Council Tax! As is RaymondTheBastard. He's not. [[GassHole A lot.]] She certainly doesn't agree with him. 14 * AmbiguouslyGay: Billy the Butcher has a Yandere-like obsession with Max, but insists he doesn't want to be with him in "a gay way." 15 * DepravedHomosexual: While Raymond The Bastard is more evil than depraved; his first scene features him in the shower being lathered up by two of his cronies and complementing Paddys genitals. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. ]], ** A more straight example comes in the last episode. * OopNorth: Traditionally Lancashire, but there are a few characters from other parts of Northern England, such as Mick Bustin' (played by Birmingham native Noddy Holder) and Billy the Butcher (Newcastle). You'd think by his name he'd be Indian, right? But then again, there was no way the rest of the Phoenix staff knew about it, assuming Brian kept it to himself and went along with the campaign anyway. After the previous episode the duo are now being held on remand in prison. Tina warns Max to keep his distance and not reveal the secret, but the following morning he informs Paddy and the pair steal what they think is a school bus with young Daniel aboard. Raymond is the worse of Paddy's nightmares when Paddy drops the soap, and is eagerly commented about his manhood as "Stunning, like a young Burt Reynolds!". They're generally decent guys but not above stealing and conning people if it will benefit them. * ShotInTheAss: [[spoiler:Where Billy the Butcher's bullet ends up hitting Paddy. * ThirdPersonPerson: Paddy is this fairly frequently. Things get worse for the duo when Brian Potter turns up, determined to get his doormen out of jail. Billy also appears in said flashback before he returns as the main supporting character in Episode Six. Today at 2:34 AM ** [[spoiler: Paddy's cellmate in Episode Four.]] The pair thus decide to go out to a nightclub to cheer themselves up and relax, but Max's uncoordinated dancing spoils the night and he ends up fighting with some sailors home on shore leave. No Context Max and Paddy. The following morning, the two discover to their annoyance that they were a short walk away from a Petrol Station and a Travelodge. Paddy is then forced to share a cell with a tennis-playing Cliff Richard impersonator who actually believes he is Cliff. * WhatHappenedToTheMouse: In the last episode of Series/PhoenixNights, Max and Paddy take off in the motorhome because the woman who paid to carry out the murder they faked has discovered the truth and will be sending people after them. . Although the series was broadcast two years after Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights, the plot is set immediately after the events of the previous series. The room full of male bodybuilders is certainly a clue though. * SchmuckBait: Raymond the Bastard telling Paddy to [[PrisonRape bend over and pick the soap up]]. But by sheer confidence and the perceived urgency of the situation, they manage to pull it off. As is Raymond The Bastard. Later, Max spots in a local newspaper a 40th birthday message for his old school friend Kevin 'The Wolfster' Wolfson, who had moved to London some years before. In the West Country, Paddy is driving the van when he accidentally runs over and kills a cow walking in the road. Their disguises are far from convincing, their acting is terrible, and their "stretcher" is the stolen TV under a blanket. Phoenix Nights spin-off focusing on the adventures of the two doormen. Though Paddy [[ADateWithRosiePalms doesnt get very far]] before the volume wakes Max up. [[GassHole A lot. Sign in Max and Paddy Go To Prison | Peter. Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere is a British sitcom starring and written by Peter Kay and Patrick McGuinness. [[spoiler: She tells the Police why Max and Paddy stole a school bus full of children (Max was trying to meet his long lost son), which gets them released from prison but (more immediately) gets them pulled out of the exercise yard just as Raymond The Bastard and cronies are approaching them with the intention of savagely beating and quite possibly killing them.]]. * EmbarrassingNickname: When he was a child, Paddy wore callipers and braces and was nicknamed, * HeroicSacrifice: Tina is determined to keep the secret that [[spoiler: Max is Daniels father]] because it will destroy her family, despite that it means [[spoiler: Max and Paddy being in prison because her going to the police and corroborating their story will reveal everything. They are left vulnerable and exposed as their fellow criminals realise there are no gold or diamonds, and certainly no cannibalism. He also reveals that he once had a one true love by the name of Tina. Facebook. He's not. * AffablyEvil: For a DepravedHomosexual [[TheYardies Yardie]] who's literally named "The Bastard," Raymond the Bastard is pretty polite to Max and Paddy. Potter fails to listen, and the whole wing later see him on the news talking about 'the doormen' Max and Paddy: thus revealing their stories as lies. Max has "How dare you" (delivered in a haughty tone) and "You only get a bucket and a half" (relating to the amount of semen a man can produce), and Paddy has "Paddy has needs" (relating to his sex drive). On the DVD packaging, it is now referred to as "The UK's fastest selling fitness DVD Ever!" Raymond reasons with them after hearing about their "heists" and "raids". [[GassHole A lot.]] He has also appeared in Coronation Street and Emmerdale. ]], ** Also, his and Paddy's attempts to sell a pig ''to a Halal restaurant! After a stint in a porn film (a film called Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory - a gay porn parody of Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory) leaves Paddy humiliated, the campervan breaks down in the Midlands. * ButtMonkey: Gypsy Joe in the first episode. ** Max's attempt to [[spoiler: gradually tunnel out of prison. [[DescriptionCut And this is after Max has mentioned him "softening up" in recent years. * WaxingLyrical: When Max finally meets [[spoiler: his long lost son Daniel]], he attempts to give him some meaningful advice and ends up accidentally quoting Father & Son to him. As he's about to shoot Max, Paddy has a second wind, and whacks Shannon around the head with a traffic cone, using Peter Kay's TV catchphrase of "'Ave It!" Create new account. Although Brian's actions were self-serving in that they helped to promote the Phoenix more than help Max and Paddy, there was no way he could have known that [[spoiler: he was putting them in danger.]]. * ShapedLikeItself: Raymond The Bastard is, as you'd expect, a bastard. * DudeNotFunny: Max's bouncer friends making jokes about Tina's dwarfism. ** And again when Max and Paddy are meeting up with the Wolfster's friends at his 40th birthday party, thanks to Max's poor wording. Paddy teaches him a few cool moves the following day, and they return to the club dressed as sailors in order to blend in. A big fight is about to break out between Raymond and his henchmen against Max and Paddy. Paddy is forced to share a cell with a Cliff Richard impersonator and tennis enthusiast. However, the child, a 10-year-old boy called Daniel, is actually Max's son. Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere, sometimes referred simply as Max & Paddy, was a spin-off series based around Phoenix Nights characters Max Bygraves (Peter Kay) and Patrick O'Shea (Paddy McGuinness), better known as Max and Paddy. Menu. ), And best of all, we don't pay council tax!". -->And we don't take shit from anyone, the only thing we wanna do is have some fun. In Dover, Max and Paddy buy a plasma television from an Irish crook called Gypsy Joe (played by Brendan O'Carroll). See FanDisservice. The real farmer is more concerned about the death of his cow and so matters have to be resolved. While awaiting Tina's reluctant assistance to get them freed, they are forced to make a deal with Raymond the Bastard to share their non-existent loot. Whilst in the wood, Patrick reveals his full name whilst Max reveals some of his own secrets. [[spoiler: Max and Paddy get stuck with the job of shovelling coal into a furnace while in prison, and Max says that there'll be two kitchen jobs available once Raymond The Bastard arranges for two inmates to get locked in the freezer.]] * MessyPig: Played with by the pig Max and Paddy end up buying from a mad farmer. * ConvenientlyCellmates: [[spoiler: Averted in the case of Max and Paddy, along with some LampshadeHanging from a guard. They agree to let Shannon, who is looking for his estranged son, hitch a ride around. Max's counter that he "has a good stand-up wash in the sink once a week" [[NotHelpingYourCase doesn't exactly help his case]]. This joke is based around the rumour that Sunderland player John O'Shea is regularly teased by.

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