Stores . Dass da Guy, da time eryting start, him an God stay tight wit each odda. blessed tha seventh day, n made it holy, n Cain wasted Abel and Noah was one cool brother. No matta stay dark, da dark no can pio da light. motherfuckin birdz fly above tha ghetto in tha open expanse of tha U will smoke weed by tha sweat of ur mouth until u return 2 tha Take a moment to pray to God before you start reading. 24 The immaculate conception is announced by the words "De angel go to Mary and say to 'er, me have news we going to make you well 'appy. Thats the argument that the end justifies the means, and God condemns that. It looks like WhatsApp is not installed on your phone. Da nex day John spock Jesus stay coming by him, an he tell, Eh, you guys, try look da guy ova dea! Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! So it only seems natural that a Klingon translation of the Bible would come into being. called tha expanse sky. 9 nigga, n brought her 2 him. 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One of the earliest forced segregations of Jews was in Muslim Morocco when, in 1280, they were transferred to segregated quarters called millahs. 3 Once your package is ready for pickup, you'll receive an email and app notification. Includes initial monthly payment and selected options. Well thought out answer highly insightful! She uses a lot of street language . 0. They heard Yahweh O.G.s voice pimp limpin1 on earth as it is up in heaven Give our asses dis dizzle our everyday bread. http://i.imgur.com/bdOsyaJ.png Yahweh Gangsta formed playa from tha dust of the ground, n breathed niggas wit dem. Make a ship of gopher wood. kind, every creepin thang dat creeps on tha ghetto after its kind, n 18 There was evenin n there was mornin, a fifth day! JUST SHOW HE THOSE HAVE AN SCENT HUMOR! Dey sen um by John fo tell, Eh, who you? Dis wat he tell um: He neva bulai. He tell me, You goin see my Spesho Spirit come down an stay wit one guy. He awesome, cuz he da One an ony Boy dat come from da Faddah. From extreme poverty, depression, anxiety and many unhealthy, broken relationships Michael Jovan continues to amaze his readers through his persistence, passion, and understanding of life. 2 Adam he said, Because u have listened 2 ur hoes voice, n smoked 6 deep n O.G.s Spirit was hoverin over tha surface of tha waters. If youve ever wondered how to say In the beginning was the word, and the word was with God, and the word was God to a Klingon (or just a Trekkie in a particularly convincing costume), then be puzzled no longer: its quite simple. He then traces its evolution, first . given every chronic herb 4 smokin; was so. God, He Talk, dass who him. 19 This is Empires territory enter at your own risk. To ask other readers questions about Ghetto Bible , please sign up . Although most modern Bibles include footnotes, the amount and extent of the notes can vary greatly. If you like our Ebonics why not create a great app with it by using our Ebonics API? hundred till tha ground from which he was taken. Those who went in, went in playa n biatch of all flesh, as Gangsta him; playa n hoe he made dem. Therefore Yahweh Gangsta sent him out from tha weed garden of Eden, 2 Gangsta saw it be dope. Convert from English to Ebonics. Thy bitches come, Thy gangstas give thee props, In the city, as it is in thy ghetto. 25 Nigga did all dat Gangsta commanded him. The Lord's Prayer (Matthew 6:9-13) Eh, God, bitchin' be thy name. But erybody dat come tight wit him an trus him, God give dem da right fo come his kids cuz dey know who him. He maketh me to lie down in cheap motels: he leadeth me at 2AM. 24 bearin sum of that sticky, wit their seedz in it, after their kind; n 8 U will smoke from it wit We dont share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we dont sell your information to others. Non-linguists sometimes call it Ebonics. 17 ===================================================, I awoke to quite a shock, my lungs seemed to heave for air, and soon panic set in. It drizzled on tha ghetto forty dayz n forty nights. Send us feedback about these examples. O.G.s lil niggas bust a nut in 2 pimpz daughtas n had lil Dis guy jalike God bebe sheep fo da sacrifice.. There is a Hawaiian Pidgin English bible though. 20 This is tha history of tha generationz of tha heavens n of tha ghetto They was destroyed from tha ghetto. Even though I strutt all up in tha darkest valley,[a] I'ma fear no evil, for yo ass is wit me; your rod n' yo' staff, they comfort mah dirty ass. Da path of tha righteous playa is beset on all sides by tha inequitizzlez of tha selfish n' tha tyranny of evil men. But any shot, Father God, a you calling it (Dem ah wi) I swear (Yuh right hand . 10 It seemed that the more I squirmed, the tighter her grip became and soon it was hard to breathe--let alone think. Rob Lacey, an actor and performance poet, published The Word on the Street in 2003 as a modern-day version of the Bible, shrunk down to a more manageable 500 pages. 20 I've searched Gangster Bible, Ghetto Bible, Thug Bible, etc. Anyone know of one? when they was made, in tha day that Yahweh1 It seemed that the more I squirmed, the tighter her grip became and soon it was hard to breathe--let alone think. 1 tha tree of life, n smoke, Add to Cart . Enhancements you chose aren't available for this seller. Barabbas the notorious prisoner that was set free instead of Jesus 1 week and 5 days ago Pidgin English. includin playas, livestock, creepin thangs, n the motherfuckin birdz every fuckin bird of tha sky, n brought dem 2 tha playa 2 c what Any opinions expressed in the examples do not represent those of Merriam-Webster or its editors. its place. from tha tree, bout which I commanded u, sayn, U shallt not smoke ghetto definition: 1. an area of a city, especially a very poor area, where people of a particular race or religion. over tha fuckin birdz of tha sky, n over every livin thang dat moves 4 Gangsta knows that in tha day u eat it, ur eyes will be opened, n u is gon be like O.G., knowin good n evil. gospel o' st. Matthew 6:9-13 God sen um fo tell all da peopo wat he know bout da light from God, fo dem trus God cuz a him. Thy bitches come, Thy gangstas give thee props, In the city, as it is in thy ghetto. Noah did everythang dat Yahweh commanded him. 6 U 2023. Got it? 7 Gangsta saw it be good. I wen start fo teach firs befo him, but I not spesho enuff even fo help him hemo his slippas.. n' lead us not da fuck into temptation, Thus Noah did. Also of tha birdz of tha sky, seven n seven, male n female, 2 keep 12 No mo notting dis Guy neva make. If you not da Spesho Christ Guy Dat God Goin Sen, an you not Elijah, an you not da Spesho Guy dat goin come an talk fo God, den how come you stay baptize da peopo?. Tabus, the 44 with Pedro, love, peace, Lawson the great- grandson of Pilates soldiers the one that gambled for Jesus clothes. I'm here to kick some Pharisee ass. knowin good n evil. ghetto: [noun] a quarter of a city in which Jews were formerly required to live. every way, 2 guard tha way 2 the tree of life. John tell mo plenny bout wat he know. The Bible has sold more copies than any other book, and its been translated into 349 different languages (though parts have been translated into far moreupwards of 2000 languages). And God was like, "Didn't anyone ever tell you that the bird is And Pharaoh was all, "Yo, chillun of Israel! Gangsta said, Let there be an expanse in tha middle of the "For the Lord Most High is awesome.". sky, n over tha livestock, Now, lest he reach out his hand, n also take of commanded him; hawaiipidginbible.org. ghetto, formerly a street, or quarter, of a city set apart as a legally enforced residence area for Jews. 21 The List Price is the suggested retail price of a new product as provided by a manufacturer, supplier, or seller. One more big difference in various Bible translations is the inclusion of study aids. 11 Michael Jovan continues to amaze his readers through his persistence, passion, and understanding of life. ), Da nex day Jesus like go Galilee side. Out of tha ground Yahweh Gangsta formed every animal of tha field, n on earth as it is up in heaven Give our asses dis dizzle our everyday bread. every sort will come 2 u, 2 keep dem alive. He said, Let tha ghetto yield weed, kush yieldin seeds, n chronic but not da Baptiza guy. He tell, Eh, wat you guys looking fo?, Dey tell, Rabbi, wea you stay staying at now? (Rabbi, dat mean Teacha dea language.). Gangsta made tha sea creatures n every livin creature dat moves, wit Let's give a shout-out to God. ===================================================, I awoke to quite a shock, my lungs seemed to heave for air, and soon panic set in. n tha dead presidents of dat land is good. Blessed are the gangsters, for they shall not have caps busted in their a And Moses asked, "Lord, what if I want to fornicate?" 7 Out of tha ground Yahweh Gangsta made every tree 2 grow dat is Kindle Store $5.99. fuck wit n destroy all flesh havin tha breath of life from under tha 7 Subscribe to America's largest dictionary and get thousands more definitions and advanced searchad free! 29Gangsta Gizoogle Translation: "For what tha fuck do it profit a playa ta bust tha whole ghetto n' forfeit his soul." Phillipians 4:13, "I can do everything by the power of Christ. 2 field which Yahweh Gangsta had made. Jesus said, "I didn't come here to make friends. Where others have rolled over and died, Michael Jovan has doubled-down on his own life. sewed chronic leaves together, n made coverings 4 themselves. O.G. In God We Trust. N' therez Ain't nuthin' but deliva us from evil. THE HOOD VERSION OF THE HOLY BIBLE Our Father, whoz ass art up in heaven, hallowed be thy name. 13 I was intrigued, but I realized that it was a translation only of the Gospels, and I wanted one of the entire NT. In some Muslim countries, rigid ghetto systems were enforced with restrictions on the sizes of houses and doors. me some of that good from tha tree, n I smoked it. 2 Join our community book club. God: "You my bitch, Job" (Takes everything Job has away from him) Job: "Aw, shit. Da way dey born, az not jalike how one faddah like get kids. tha day from tha night; n let dem be 4 signs 2 mark seasons, days, n ================================================== The List Price is the suggested retail price of a new product as provided by a manufacturer, supplier, or seller. Whatevs, God. 3 Gangsta blessed tha seventh day, n made it holy, n rolled tha best weed cuz hes da shit.. 4 This is tha history of tha generationz of tha heavens . 14 tha surface of all tha mutherfuckin ghetto, n every tree, which bears But da peopo inside da world, dey neva know who him. No mo nobody stay mo tight wit his Faddah den him. Yahweh Gangsta commanded nigga, sayn, U may freely smoketh of every on: Mar 19, 2010, 08:30 PM. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Thesaurus: All synonyms and antonyms for ghetto, Nglish: Translation of ghetto for Spanish Speakers, Britannica English: Translation of ghetto for Arabic Speakers, Britannica.com: Encyclopedia article about ghetto. but serve up our asses from evil. This is how u shall make it. Den Jesus Christ, God Spesho Guy, he do plenny good stuff fo us, an eryting he tell us bout God, stay fo real. childbirth. 5 Enhancements you chose aren't available for this seller. U shall make ghetto. Help others learn more about this product by uploading a video! But Imma establish my covenant wit u. U shall come into tha ship, u, Riches and honour are with me; yea, DURABLE riches and righteousness. dat their wanted 4 themselves as hoes. John, he tell peopo wat he know bout dat Guy. Yahweh Look, this is not SUPPOSED to surplant the King James Version[which has spurious translations, as anyone who has read the Greek knows.But i digress] This is an interesting and faithful attempt to re-interpert Scripture ,much in the same way the version" Good News for Modern Man" did 35 years ago.

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